I learned that beer is for pansies. It won't get you drunk and if you are going to drink like a adult don't drink like a kid. It takes me at least six beers to get to that sweet spot but with one or two bottles of rum you are THERE. Like I'm not saying your a bitch if you drink beer, I am just saying you should go out and buy a tutus for some ballroom dancing. Also got to eat tart pie. That's the stuff.
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